I eat this one way too often because it's so easy but now I probably have mercury poisoning. Let’s be honest, how much more damage can mercury really do? Serves 1 person probably living in a studio apartment.

Ingredients

Tuna

• 1 can tuna
• 1 heaping spoon of mayo
• 1 tbsp soy sauce
• Dash or two of sesame oil
• Sriracha to taste

Rice

• Calrose rice
• Sesame oil
• Rice wine vinegar

Garnishes

• Toasted sesame seeds
• Sushi nori (seaweed)
• French fried onions
• Avocado

Steps

1. Cook rice or rehydrate cold rice by covering with a damp paper towel and microwaving for 15 seconds or so in the microwave.
2. Mix mayo, soy sauce, sesame oil and Sriracha. Stir in tuna
3. Add rice in a bowl, add tuna mix on top and top with garnishes

Sides

• Asian cucumber salad